Definder - what does the word mean?

What is The Switch?

Abbrev. "Brain switched on".

Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.

That Ohlsson seems really switched on. I think he has a lot of potential.

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The Switch - video

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The Switch - what is it?

A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".

John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."

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What does "The Switch" mean?

Often used mainly in Chicago as a slang for Glock pistol. There's a part called switch which swiches glock from semi to full auto which is very prevalent in Chicago

Hit his lil with that *switch* I bet that *switch* switch up his nerves

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The Switch - what does it mean?

A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.

#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.

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The Switch - meaning

The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.

eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random

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The Switch - definition

The Switch is a term used for females. When a female ends a relationship because lack of love, on her side, there is no way the opposing party can make her love them again. Once a girl switches, she never goes back.

Davelyn pulled the switch on Jack.

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The Switch - slang

"There's this game my father taught me years ago called switch. The premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth,

The other one goes up your asshole. When he says go you switch!"

Hey wanna do the Switch?”

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The Switch

When hooking up with a girl, the guy leaves the room and another guy comes in and takes his place, without the girl ever noticing.

Dude did you hear about last night?
...No what?
Mike and Zac pulled th switch on Sydlo

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The Switch

The switch is an interesting sexual move usually performed by two males on an unsuspecting female. The two males state a time and location.

The first male (let's call him Mike) is to bring his girlfriend or wife to the given location at the given time. They proceed to have sex doggy style.

Mike's friend (Jimmy) silently enters the location and strips down. After a predetermined signal is given Mike and Jimmy switch positions so that Jimmy is now fucking Mike's girlfriend. This action is so fast that Mike's girlfriend does not realize who is now fucking her. Usually followed by a Manhattan Divorce.

1. With Manhattan Divorce: I heard they gave her The Switch

2. As a prank: Those idiots...they gave me The Switch!

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The Switch

When younger playing Madden: NFL Football the video game, and your opponent goes throw the football and you think you can intercept the pass so you press the button to switch player and your player automatically moves in and the reciever is then wide open for the catch.

"No way this Haily Mary to Mike Wallace works with 3 seconds left. Haha I'm going to intercept your ass! Oh shit dude I switched players! Fuck he caught it. Fucking "The Switch". You won with that"
"and you suck..."

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