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What is The Santa?
The biggest dissapoint in a kid's life
That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again
The Santa - video
The Santa - what is it?
Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.
Hey theres santa, catch his fat white ass.
What does "The Santa" mean?
Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.
Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.
The Santa - what does it mean?
The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.
Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.
The Santa - meaning
An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.
Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
The Santa - definition
dont lie to kidsif you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police
daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!
The Santa - slang
A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.
Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!
The Santa
A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
Thank you for your kindness Santa.
The Santa
A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"
David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)
The Santa
Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.
John: Where were you last night on christmas eve??
You: I was performing the Santa..