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What is The Olive Garden?
The realm of unlimited breadsticks. These breadsticks have a mystical energy that emit from them that forces your body to proceed to consume breadsticks repeatedly against your will.
Boomer: Lets go to Olive Garden Later!
Gen-zer: No, we can't go there or we shall be consumed by temptation.
The Olive Garden - video
The Olive Garden - what is it?
A respectable resteraunt chain usually located in a parking lot of a shitty mall
where space cadet waiters serve unlimited breadsticks and salad and suburbanites rejoice at chicken parmasean entres.WOOH! "we are goin to olive garden! Get in the mini van!"
Sarah: Yall want to go to olive garden? (time passes)
Natalie: Where's the bread?
Cori: I hope they don't put the cheese on the salad in fron of me
Sarah: I want my fuckin refill of diet coke!
Waiter: Would you like some parmasean cheese with that?
Natalie: NO I WANT MY BREADSTICKS DAMNIT!
Cori: They better have andes mints. That's the reason you come here, well the breadsticks too!
What does "The Olive Garden" mean?
American food for an Ameircan resturant.
Dumbfuck: I'm feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...
The Olive Garden - what does it mean?
Definition:
To do a twisting or wringing motion with the hands, on the penis shaft, like using a Parmesan cheese grater from the Olive Garden while preforming a blowjob.
I love it when my girl gives it an Olive Garden, while giving me head!
The Olive Garden - meaning
When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"
Steve: dude I totally took her to Olive garden if you know what I mean!
Graham: nice!
The Olive Garden - definition
for anyone who reads this you should go there and when the waiter asks you if you want cheese on your salad and you say yes ,the waiter will say, "say when" don't say stop
A guy sits down at olive garden.........
waiter: would you cheese on your salad
guy: sure
waiter:say when(starts grating cheese)
guy:......................
guy:................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
waiter:grating cheese
The Olive Garden - slang
An Italian chain restaurant, loaded with salad, breadsticks, and Ande's mints.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
The Olive Garden
What slow students hear when a teacher mentions oligarchy during a lecture.
So is Polybius saying Rome was a democracy or an Olive Garden?
The Olive Garden
A cheap italian restaurant chain originating in Florida. Usually occupied by disgruntled managers and apathetic servers. Not a bad place to work. You dont even have to be sober. Majority of food is in soup/salad/breadstick form. The servers must S.I.E. (Suggest, Inform and Endorse) menu items and introduce themselves by name (which is really tacky)
If you can stomach the cheesy greeting, the food should be no problem.
Guest: "Hey boy, bring me some more Parmesan cheese for my salad"
Server: "It's Romano cheese, actually."
Guest: "I didn't come to Olive Garden to be lectured by a waiter. Just grind the cheese boy!"
Server: "YES SIR! How about a refill on that ice tea sir?"
Guest: "Yeah go get my drink and hold the advise."
Server: "Hope you like nutsack in your tea, bitch." says waiter as he walks away.
The Olive Garden
A term used when talking about having sex with an ex girlfriend/boyfriend after you already broke up with them.
Term stems out of the idea that nobody means to go to the Olive Garden, they just end up there.
1)That's the guy that dumped my last year. We are so going to the Olive Garden later.
2)A week after we broke up we went to the Olive Garden. It was way awkward afterwards.