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What is The Law?
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The Law - video
The Law - what is it?
Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.
Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."
Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."
What does "The Law" mean?
People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!
The Law - what does it mean?
The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.
"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."
The Law - meaning
Another word for "technically."
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
The Law - definition
A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
The Law - slang
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"
You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."
The Law
Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
Hey man what did you do last night?
Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
The Law
The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.
That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.
The Law
"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".