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What is The Emoji Movie?One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too. After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself. The Emoji Movie - videoThe Emoji Movie - what is it?Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie. Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie? What does "The Emoji Movie" mean?Probably the worst film in the world. The Emoji Movie is the best advertisement ever. The Emoji Movie - what does it mean?A 2017 animated movie based entirely on a fictuous plot revolving around emojis. Emojis are pictographs used in text to represent an idea or the mood of the text's subject (i.e. "I can't believe they would make a movie based on emojis π"). The Emoji Movie's concept seems rather... ridiculous. I'd rather watch a movie based on Siri. The Emoji Movie - meaningNow I'm not a scientist or anything but my theory for 2017 Hollywood's "The Emoji Movie" is most likely the #1 reason the suicide percent has gone up drastically in the past year. I mean HELL! In Florida since 2016 the suicide rates went up to over a staggering 14.2! The Emoji Movie Review: The Emoji Movie - definition1. The biggest disgrace that has ever plagued the himan race White Girl: I'm going to see the emoji movie when it comes out!! The Emoji Movie - slangPicture this: You have finally perished; Your organs have all been removed and sorted in front of you in alphabetical order, as your vision fades to black, you start to feel free and all senses stop; there is nothing, you are nowhere, you are no one. Suddenly you are abruptly awakened from your lack of existence, and even though all of your senses are gone, you know, you see and you feel bright colourful lights. The beams of light sear through you, all senses return, but the only thing you feel is pain. Pain immeasurable beyond belief and your retinas are burned by something. As you relive all of the pain from your existence, you see in front of you Sony Product Placement There they are, right in front of you, grinning their awkward gaping mouths in amusement of your suffering; advertisements for mobile apps are shoved down your throat. You beg for the suffering to end, you try to flee and end up running in the same direction of the plot. Candy crush catches you unawares in your desperate to escape the endless torture and it smites you down with the power of several major corporations. Then there is noise. there will never be peace for you here. The twitter bird lifts you above all the madness in its talons; you see the end, you reach, but the talons are released and you fall. Your empty, meaningless and cold shell of a being is crushed upon the ground and all fades to black once more. You awake, Goofy is comparing your pharynx and your larynx, you smile, you feel revealed. Goofy: hyuck, hyuck, (sharpens knife) The Emoji MovieOnly the most cancerous film ever to be created. literally has a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes. Like, seriously Sony. Why would you make this? Person 1: Hey, do you wanna go see The Emoji Movie? The Emoji MovieIf you, by some miracle, are actually thinking of watching this school shooting of a "movie," please dial the Suicide Hotline: 1-800-555-9999. Watching it is, to say the least, an incredibly painful way to fucking die. And to those of you who have watched it, I wish you'd known how much you'd be missed before then. The Emoji Movie makes the Holocaust look fucking hilarious. The Emoji MovieChild: Can I go see The Emoji Movie mom? |
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