What is perished?

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.

Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."

Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

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Perished - what is it?

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

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What does "perished" mean?

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.

You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.

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Perished - what does it mean?

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

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Perished - meaning

what i want to do.

Me: I wanna perish.

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Perished - definition

A basic bitch/THOT who deserves to die (perish).

I was walking through my college campus and passed by a girl drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte, who was complaining to her friend about how her dad had gotten her a Mercedes instead of a Range Rover. Man, what a PERISH.

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