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What is The Crew?

A bizarre cult centered around the movement of boats across water in straight lines, propelled by the mental force of anywhere from one to eight human, virgin adherents. During the winter months, its disciples rise well earlier than most sane humans for their bizzare sunrise rituals, including self-injury caused by the use of a holy relic known only as an "erg," which strangely resembles a Medieval torture rack, in honour of their victory-god, "Henley", and 18 mile pilgrimage runs to honour the river-god "Nationals", and his mate "Canadian Nationals". The sacred hymns of the Scottish musical duo "The Proclaimers" are played during these rituals.

I am about to be castrated, as part of my initiation into Crew.

For Crew, I had to run 500 miles, now I must row 500 more.

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The Crew - video

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The Crew - what is it?

Crew is like crack. It interferes with your sleep. It destroys your body. It introduces you to totally weird people. It's expensive. It takes you away from the real world and into a fantasy land. You start doing it way too much, as you build up a tolerance. You can't stop. You love it, but you know that you shouldn't. You stick with it, because you have this bizzare idea that life would just not be the same without it.

I can't I have Crew

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What does "The Crew" mean?

-noun
1. The most popular diarist since the year 2000 on many diary sites, including, but not limited to: Bloopdiary.com, LiveJournal.com, and OpenDiary.com. (Accurate statistics prior to this time period are unavailable.)
-noun, slang
1. A term used to describe any mother who raises her children in the difficult-to-grasp principle of "fun."
2. A term used to describe any woman with DID who is also married and has a family with a minimum of 5 children.
3. A term used to describe any woman with DID who has a family, the members of which regularly add to the family by adopting, formally or informally, various species of animals and/or other creatures. In the true original usage of this form, there is no limit to the type or number of species regularly added to the family.

"The Crew could not have us over for dinner tonight, because there was no room in their house."

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The Crew - what does it mean?

A group of friends who are there for each other day in & day out. The Crew is all about keeping their figures through the roof and they always have each others back no matter what. The last thing to remember is The Crew has no limitations, because the sky is the limit.

We are The Crew and we make life worth living.

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The Crew - meaning

Probably the most trustworthy people in the world. Literally don't Know what I'd do without them.

Guy 1: The Crew are such cool people

Me: Well no duh

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The Crew - definition

a bunch of slutty skanks, who seem to think theyre better than everyone else. but theyre obviously not. they think everyone loves them and that boys want them when theyre really making up names about them, behind their backs.

i aint allowed to name names, so The Crew are The Crew.

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The Crew - slang

collective noun
A group of people who hang around with similar interests
Biggest concentration of douche bags in any given place
(usually the latter)

Have you seen "The Crew" ?
"The Crew" think there so cool

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The Crew

The Crew is an elite group of young adults whom partake in the festivities of late night extravaganzas including ron de vues in "Bitchin's" basement.

Oh shit! Shots and Bitchin' are totally making out on the couch right now! The crew.

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The Crew

A group of friends who are always together. They are usually sexy bad ass hoes. If you try to fuck with one member then you fuck with the whole crew. They make up there own slang, always look out for each other and in most cases have a meeing spot in front of their school. Almost every school has at least one crew.

Mack: Hey kids, what shananigans are you up to today?
tom: Who the fuck says "shananigans"?
Mack: some kids in the crew started saying it so i thought i would-
tom: dude, that is so lame. start your own crew.

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The Crew

The best group of YouTubers there are. Including KYR SP33DY, Deluxe 4, Im Jahova, Deluxe 20, MsHeartAttack, SideArms4Reason, Str8 Mario, The G18, and Shadowbeats. They make gaming videos and are the best at it. KYR SP33DY holds the definition of Seattle Snorkeler

Person A: "I'm gonna go watch The Crew's videos!"
Person B: "Whatever ya fayyg."
Person A: "Why are you being mean?"
Person B: "You're not a true fan."

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