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What is The Canada?
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
lets go to canada!
The Canada - video
The Canada - what is it?
Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
thank you very much!
What does "The Canada" mean?
The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago! gawd, why cant all people get along?!
The Canada - what does it mean?
The greatest country
enough said
Canada is awesome
The Canada - meaning
The place where file sharing is still legal
"iTunes? What the hell is iTunes? Just go to Canada!"
The Canada - definition
A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
The Canada - slang
Our large neighbor to the north. Largest chief cities include Montreal, Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto, Winnepeg, Vancouver, and Calgary. They have the flag with the well-known maple leaf in the center. They are not cowards and pansies contrary to popular belief. Canada sent thousands of soldiers to fight and die in World War I, and again in World War II, and even joined our coalition against the Communists during the Korean War.
I don't think they are weak at all. I earnestly hope that the United States and Canada shall become allies. I would be proud, as well as millions of other Americans, to have them as close friends.
I would love for Canada and the United States to have a closer, friendly relationship with one another, and to stand together against terrorism. Canada is an awesome country.
The Canada
A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.
If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Candian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."
The Canada
During sex, when the man lies on top of the woman and doesn't do much. Much like how Canada is on top of the US, but when compared to the US, Canada appears to not do much.
I hate having sex with Dave, all he does is The Canada
The Canada
A foreign land up North where an elusive species dwell. The rare, and endangered Canadian. In their veins runs the purest of the maple syrups. Luckily, these creatures are unusually docile, as the entire hate of The Canada is stored in the geese that run rampant all over the world. They are the only creature that don't need a passport.
If you happen to encounter a Canadian in the wild, immediately exclaim "Ope!". Now they will recognize you as one of their own. As they general prefer discussing hockey and moose above all other topics, be sure to only talk to them about these topics or they might sic a goose on you. Be warned and good luck traveler.
Susy: "My family is venturing up north to The Canada this summer, I hope to see a Canadian."
Todd Md: " Be sure to take great care not to anger a Canadian, those darn geese are ever so vicious."