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What is Laotian?
Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
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Laotian - what is it?
When you bury landmines into a ski slope as a joke.
"Dude was drunk enough to pull a Laotian Christmas, and next thing you know, the guy's serving twenty life sentences in a maximum security prison."
What does "Laotian" mean?
Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.
- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!
Laotian - what does it mean?
When you go down on a girl/guy and have to use sriracha sauce to cover up the taste of an STD.
Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop
Tyler: gross
Laotian - meaning
When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
Laotian - definition
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)
Laotian - slang
Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.
I'm not American, I'm Laotian.
Laotian
A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
From King of the Hill