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What is Terracotta?
A mixture of human excrement and semen which oozes from the anal sphincter due to its colloidal consistency. Terracotta pies can be performed on wither males or females and are especially pleasant when the liquid bubbles from the anal crevice.
Dude, i just gave this bitch a terracotta pie and she bubbled out some brown goo which i then snowballed back into her mouth!
Terracotta - meme gif
Terracotta - video
Terracotta - what is it?
The Random Spasming of Random Letters. Usually over the internet, Sometimes in real life.
Hello!
What's Up?
fgnekovmerverk.
Oh my. Not another Terracotta Seizure.
What does "Terracotta" mean?
a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving
*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie
In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"
You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"
In-laws-"whats it called?"
You-"Terracotta Pie"
Terracotta - what does it mean?
it is a reference to Asian vagina
I love to eat my Japanese girlfriends terracotta pie.
Terracotta - meaning
a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, thus more likely to be easy.
check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.
Terracotta - definition
Terracotta Pie is reference to a vagina in the System of the down song "vacinity of obcinity".
Banana banana Terracotta Pie.
Terracotta - slang
A pie cooked in a traditional clay oven. This can be a wide variety of pies including but not limited to cream pies (Not a pie made from semen during sexual intercourse), apple pies, and peach pies (again nothing sexual).
Hey, grandma, that TERRACOTTA PIE we had last night was delicious!
Terracotta
A fetid combination of menstrual fluids simultaneously expelled and smeared across one's chest after a night of nefarious romping
"Hamish was appalled when he awoke to find the girl from last night had left a terracotta terror"
Terracotta
Marijuana that is hot
usually burning
Yooo man pass the terracotta, its snowing outside!
Terracotta
The girls who fake tan so much either during prom season or all year round that their skin turns orange like terracotta clay.
guy 1: did you see Kennedy?
guy 2: yea she's a total terracotta now because of prom
guy 1: dude she's always been a terracotta
guy 2: yea but she's never been this bad