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What is Teenie?
someone (usually a young girl) who likes a band because it is the "in" thing to do or because she finds one or more of the band members to be "hott".
teeny: "like omgzz guys, i so effing loveee gerard way, he is loveee."
me: "what's your favorite song?"
teeny: "......"
Teenie - meme gif
Teenie - video
Teenie - what is it?
A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.
"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"
"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"
What does "Teenie" mean?
annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.
teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*
more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
Teenie - what does it mean?
Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.
example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!
note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.
Teenie - meaning
A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex
Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenie - definition
Maple has a teeny brain
Teenie - slang
Teenies: These little colourful creatures tend to be very annoying and are hated by townies. They're seen as wannabe 'scene kids' that usually like a band because of the way they look and not because of the music they produce. & they tend to want to bang the lead singer of every band the real scene kids love. They have different coloured shoe laces and neon coloured clothes, they wear about 3 studed belts and they wear bright coloured, or black skinnies, around their knees with brightly coloured underwear showing.
H3yyyyy b4byyyyyyeyyyyy, y0urrrr h4wttttttt
fuckoff, teenie!
Teenie
Probably one of the hottest girls from canby, oregon. she has huge boobs & a nice ass. she knows how to party & she is soooooo fking sexy. Im sure every guy wants to fk her. those tits are just BIG.
friend: "Damn! you went out with Teenie last night?"
me: "yeah dude she got DOWN"
or
me: "you went to Teenies party last night?"
friend: "yeah it was bomb dude"
Teenie
A Teenie is an obssesive girl (sometimes boy) ,usually a teenager, who like someone famous for their looks rather than talent.
They can been seen in places like buzznet, live journal etc.
Some DARING ones even write fanfiction... ¬.¬
They are most commonly kown for being rude, annoying, competitive and most of all...their lack knowledge for the english language.
zOMggg! j3r4ld wy i55 t0 lYK ttLY d13 fOR!!!
*dies*
stupid teenie...
Teenie
A teenage girl who fantasizes excessively over a member of a band or film star/famous person in general.
In Teenie-Talk there are far too many abbrieviations and punctuations. Often letters are replaced by numbers, such as E being replaced by 3. Teenie-Talk damages computers.
May send death threats to the partner of the object of their desire.
May practice voodoo on dolls where the partner is represented by the doll.
Probably only knows one song from the band the person belongs to. I.E; If the teenie fantasizes about Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), they might only know 'Welcome To The Black Parade', 'Famous Last Words' or 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)'. They will definatlely not have heard of 'I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love'. They might have heard of Frank Iero, but may think his name is 'fRaNcIs LeErO' or something. They will definately not know who Ray Toro or Bob Bryar is.
Have been known to go to concerts and yell at Frank Iero 'I wanna have your babies! I wanna f*ck you!!'. No joke. Search 'Frank Iero during soundcheck' on youtube.
Generally, they annoy the hell out of real fans. If they are on message boards, they tend to get banned for breaking 128462174892164176 board rules, and then practise voodoo towards the admin people.
Also known as teenie-bobbers
Teenie: 0MfG g3r4lD wAyNe Is UbEr SeXy iM gOiNg To HaVe His BaYbEeS!!!11!!!!!oneoneone!!!!11
(overpunctuated sentences)
Fan: Shut the hell up.