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What is Taylor Swifting?
1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.
"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."
"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."
Taylor Swifting - video
Taylor Swifting - what is it?
To sit in front row seats at a show and stand up the whole time and dance like the inflatable arm flailing tub man. Usually involves very bad arm movements, weird body bouncing and off beat head bobbing and waves.
I am going to be Taylor Swifting the whole night at the Kendrick Lamar concert.
What does "Taylor Swifting" mean?
To drag your ass along the ground like a dog as a type of meme.
Q. Hey what are you going to do tonight Ralph?
A. Oh, I think i'm going to go Taylor Swifting with Ron and Linda.
Taylor Swifting - what does it mean?
The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
Laura: Hey, did you do the homework?
Isabelle: No. I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Taylor Swifting - meaning
The act of dragging one's ass across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. Sometimes accompanied with the yelling of "O Long Johnson," if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a HARDCORE South Park fan.
"I would've been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by Taylor Swifting." - Rick Santorum
Taylor Swifting - definition
Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.
"Yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe... Faith Hilling, Taylor Swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!"
Taylor Swifting - slang
The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.
Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?
Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!
Taylor Swifting
Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.
Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.
Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?
Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!
Taylor Swifting
The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.
The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.
Taylor Swifting
1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.
2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).
Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
Person 1: Did you do your homework?
Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.
Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?
Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.