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What is Taking my talents to South Beach?
Taking a huge dump. Named after the infamous LeBron signing scandal, a person who takes his talents to South Beach is taking a shit. See: Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hey Johnny, can you watch my desk? I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach.
Taking my talents to South Beach - video
Taking my talents to South Beach - what is it?
Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.
Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.
What does "Taking my talents to South Beach" mean?
A euphemism for masturbation.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.
Taking my talents to South Beach - what does it mean?
Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Taking my talents to South Beach - meaning
Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
Taking my talents to South Beach - definition
The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?
Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
Taking my talents to South Beach - slang
A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
Taking my talents to South Beach
1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
Taking my talents to South Beach
1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act
2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
Taking my talents to South Beach
Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.