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What is TILF?
Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.
Similar to MILF.
Synonymous to PILF (Professor I'd Like to Fuck).
Example:
Person 1: "Do you think Mrs. Lane is a TILF?"
Person 2. "Dude...she's 76."
Person 1: "So..."
Person 2: "Yes."
TILF - meme gif
TILF - video
TILF - what is it?
Every girl with big boobs has TILF
What does "TILF" mean?
TILF is an acronym for Transvestite I'd Like to Fuck.
Yo Neil, your uncle is a tilf.
TILF - what does it mean?
Teacher I'd Like to fuck (may also apply to tutor)
Yo dude, My homeroom teachers a TILF. She bangin.
TILF - meaning
TILF stands for Teacher I'd Like to Fuck. It's the same idea as MILF, but you know, some of us get lucky and we get an outrageously attractive teacher for a whole school year.
Student 1: "I heard we're getting a hot math teacher."
*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*
Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*
Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"
TILF - definition
T.I.L.F
Teacher I'd Like to F***. Very similar to MILF, but of course a teacher.
"Dude, Ms. Kisch is banging today. She is definitely a TILF
TILF - slang
"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.
Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***
TILF
Teacher I'd Like To Fuck
you know you all have one....
Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"
TILF
1. Teacher I'd like to f*ck
2. Ezra Fitz
Can't blame Aria, Mr. Fitz is most definitely a TILF.
TILF
1. Teacher I'd Like to Fuck
2. Teen I'd Like to Fuck
3. Tits I'd Like to Fuck
4. Twat I'd Like to Fuck
5. Tushy I'd Like to Fuck
6. Throat I'd Like to Fuck
7. Taylor I'd Like to Fuck
8. Tranny I'd Like to Fuck
9. Trio I'd Like to Fuck
10. Tan I'd Like to Fuck
Yesterday I had a debate with my colleague Amy about our teachers at school, trying to establish which of them is the hottest TILF (1). The discussion turned me on also because of all the teen chicks in my class, Amy was the hottest TILF (2):
- Mike, what do you think of our English teacher?
- I think she's hot.
- Why, just because she has those big boobs?
- Well, you can't deny that's a nice pair of TILF (3).
- Guess so. And what about our Maths teacher?
- She's a twat.
- A twat you'd like to fuck, or you mean you just hate her.
- Both. She's nasty, but also hot, so I'd gladly take my revenge by fucking her real good. So I guess that makes her a TILF (1+4) also.
- Mike, am I a TILF for you?
- Let me think: it turns you on whan I call you a twat, your teeny twat tastes delicious, and I'd happily fuck your brains out any day. Of course you are a TILF (2+4).
- You're getting me wet Mike, but let's try to focus. What about our Geography teacher?
- Ah, she has a real TILF (5). Her tushy is so hot, I'd fuck her in the ass day and night.
- And the Spanish teacher?
- Well, she has a hot body overal, but I particularly love her when she's speaking. Something about her Spanish turns me on so much that I feel like grabbing her and shoving my dick deep in her throat right there in front of the class. That's what I call a TILF (6) in this case.
- You like cumming in girls' throats?
- Throats, faces, tits... everywhere. I like to tie them down and jack off till I cum over them.
- I guess that makes you a Taylor, or might I add - a TILF (7).
- And what turns you on Amy?
- Anything hot. Hot guys, hot chicks.
- Even trannies?
- Why not? Some are really TILFs (8), with a sweet face, hot body, and juicy cocks.
- Hmm... you, our Spanish teacher and a hot tranny. Now that'd be a hot trio that would steam up the windows of any room. And for me - a TILF (9).
- You find Miss Lopez the hottest TILF?
- Yes, she has such a body that can turn on anyone, boy or girl. And she has like the perfect tan. Whenever I see a chick with that tan I either feel like fucking her right away, or I imagine a steamy lesbian action involving her. I sometimes walk the beaches only in search for TILFs (10).
- Well Mike, a tranny might be harder to find, but Miss Lopez seems to be quite open minded - and I've seen how she looks at you from time to time. I'd say we try to approach her after school ends this summer for a trio. Who knows? Some of your dreams might actually come true. I know I'm looking forward to it. ;)