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What is THREAD THE NEEDLE?
when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.
mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*
THREAD THE NEEDLE - video
THREAD THE NEEDLE - what is it?
A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
What does "THREAD THE NEEDLE" mean?
The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?
I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
or
Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!
Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
THREAD THE NEEDLE - what does it mean?
A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
THREAD THE NEEDLE - meaning
Trying to have sex while flaccid
"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."
THREAD THE NEEDLE - definition
Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
THREAD THE NEEDLE - slang
Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
THREAD THE NEEDLE
When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
THREAD THE NEEDLE
The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.
Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
THREAD THE NEEDLE
While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.
Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!