What is THE CLOUD?
A phrase we use when something is out of our control.
"I flunked the final today, but oh well, it's in the cloud."
THE CLOUD - what is it?
A Web server or servers that are not understood by the user of the term.
What do you mean it won't work? I can just send it to The Cloud, can't I? THE CLOUD?
What does "THE CLOUD" mean?
A fancy name for technology that is as old as the internet. "The Cloud" is just a buzzword for web based services.
Jim: I'll just put the documents on our FTP server so that everyone can see them.
Samantha: That sounds too complicated, why don't you put it on the cloud?
THE CLOUD - what does it mean?
To smoke marijuana.
This network is crashing and I'm done for the day--to the Cloud!
THE CLOUD - meaning
A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
THE CLOUD - definition
a white thing in the sky that rains
THE CLOUD - slang
haters, full of hate, procrastinator, , those who pass judgement, people who tell lies, A person that is sneaky, Someone up to no good, full of shit, some who is considered a bull shitter, Some who is considered fake
That dude is clouded, dont believe what he says; Trust me..my word is good..i'm never clouded; You're clouded fam, stop hating on everybody; You gotta watch out for the girls that's clouded;
Person 2: Check out that dude. He's clouding
Person 1: Cool beans!
To be under the influence of marijuana, high, smoked out, ripped, blazed, etc
Pass the blunt I'm trying to get clouded!
A way of expressing how "high" you are
John: "That last hit got me wasted"
Tim: "Yeah, after that I'm in the clouds"