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What is MacBook Air?
The M1 MacBook Air has higher benchmarks compared to the I9 Standard Processor Except it has no fans, This method relies on temperature change, The Chassis Is Good And Comfortable and it has a trackpad, And Touch ID, Along With A full 1080P Webcam, It’s M1 Chip also brings battery and A.I to the next level, It Has Billions Of Transistors, And It’s A.I also provides Face tracking, Tracing The Face Brightening it up and various other A.I Cam Capabilities, It also has a Malware Scanner When software from your browsers are installed. The basic 256GB SSD And 8GB or Extended 16GB Of Random Access Memory. (R.A.M) And its 18 Hour Battery Tested in video playback and Enhanced Battery For Video Calls
The M1 MacBook Air Is Awesome
MacBook Air - video
MacBook Air - what is it?
a computer that you def cannot afford that will rape any other computer on the market. My 1.86ghz and 128gb with 6mb of L2 cashe. For those of you pricks that don't know what that means and will not know what that means for many many many years, let me explain. It is the best LAPTOP COMPUTER that they make. Period. And you dont have to run Windows OSX, YOU CAN RUN THE REAL THING.
ME AT THE LIBRARY. """"HOT ASS GIRL""""" OMG THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER, IS THAT A MACBOOK AIR, """""ME""""" YES, YES IT IS. """"""HOT ASS GIRL""""" CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does "MacBook Air" mean?
the reason i love and hate Apple at the same time...
Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
MacBook Air - what does it mean?
Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
MacBook Air - meaning
Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
MacBook Air - definition
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs' reality distortion field.
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
MacBook Air - slang
the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."
MacBook Air
A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
MacBook Air
A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
MacBook Air
the world's most expensive cake cutter.
Hey guys, check out what my MacBook Air can do!
(HP exec Rahul Sood @ his birthday)