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What is The Cloud?
1. a floating piece of cotton candy
2. a floating piece of water in the sky
3. that one blonde dude from final fantasy ##
4. a massive chunk of water vapor that is gathered and condensed together and when it reaches a certain density, the water molecules will become to heavy to stay a float, creating rain.
I wish i could eat cloud...
wow, lookit all the clouds
cloud strife is one emo kid
the clouds look like they're gonna rain
The Cloud - video
The Cloud - what is it?
To be under the influence of marijuana, high, smoked out, ripped, blazed, etc
Pass the blunt I'm trying to get clouded!
What does "The Cloud" mean?
with the advent of the vaporizer the word CLOUD is used to refer to the vapor inside the clear plastic bag attachedment because it looks like a cloud and is wáter inside the bag rather than smoke.
hey dude, stop bogarting the bag and pass it over here while there is still some cloud in there.
The Cloud - what does it mean?
A way of expressing how "high" you are
John: "That last hit got me wasted"
Tim: "Yeah, after that I'm in the clouds"
The Cloud - meaning
haters, full of hate, procrastinator, , those who pass judgement, people who tell lies, A person that is sneaky, Someone up to no good, full of shit, some who is considered a bull shitter, Some who is considered fake
That dude is clouded, dont believe what he says; Trust me..my word is good..i'm never clouded; You're clouded fam, stop hating on everybody; You gotta watch out for the girls that's clouded;
The Cloud - definition
a white thing in the sky that rains
The Cloud - slang
An annoying excuse for a place to put your files. They say you are secure, but who believes those guys.
I just lost all of my computer data to the cloud.
The Cloud
A fancy name for technology that is as old as the internet. "The Cloud" is just a buzzword for web based services.
Jim: I'll just put the documents on our FTP server so that everyone can see them.
Samantha: That sounds too complicated, why don't you put it on the cloud?
Jim: ...
The Cloud
A fairy-tail like place where computers work perfectly 100% of the time.
Servers never crash, applications run flawlessly, disks never fill up, and viruses cease to exist. Even user-error ceases to exist, because The Cloud won't let it.
Programmer: "Sir, our servers are slow, our application sucks, and our employees are idiots. Larry just ran DEL *.* in the system folder by accident!"
IT Manager: "Don't sweat it, man...we're moving TO THE CLOUD. Pretty soon we'll bring lawn-chairs to work and spend our work-week beatin' Asian kids at online poker."
User: "Wait...can The Cloud really fix all that? What about our broken app and all the viruses?"
Manager: "Never. Doubt. The Cloud."
User: "Well the marketing material does say even a monkey can do it. Step 1: Move to The Cloud. Step 2: Make it Rain on 'dem Hoes."
Manager: "Brilliant"
The Cloud
A Web server or servers that are not understood by the user of the term.
What do you mean it won't work? I can just send it to The Cloud, can't I? THE CLOUD?