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What is TEXAS?
Okay.
I was born and raised in Houston.
So lets tell the truth.
-The weather in Texas changes very rapidly, and we get a bit of everything, except snow. That doesn't come around very often.
-We don't get married to our sisters or even distant cousins. A shock. I know. If you want to see some of that go to Oklahoma.
-Not everyone here talks with a distinct country accent.
You have to go to the smaller towns for that. Lufkin, Etoile, Waco, etc. It all depends on what area of Texas you were born in. People move here from New York and California all the time, and we don't sound any diffrent.
Our slang is the only true thing that seperates us.
-Yes, we have racism here. Just like any other state, but it's not as bad as people make it sound. The Africans, Mexicans, and Orientals, etc. out number us by more the 50%.
-Taking hits to our pride by informing us we cuss to much (yes, 'cuss') is low. We cuss just as much as anyone in California, or Florida would.
-No one walks around here in in full cowboy uniform. So if you think we do, maybe you should visit before opening your mouth.
Of course you are going to think the place you live is better than Texas. What kind of dumbfuck wouldn't stick up for there state, and if you wouldn't. Why the hell do you still live there?
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TEXAS - video
TEXAS - what is it?
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
What does "TEXAS" mean?
Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.
God blessed Texas!
TEXAS - what does it mean?
A state that hates Oklahoma and that Oklahoma hates.
Texans: "Oklahoma sucks!"
Oklahomans: "Texas blows!"
TEXAS - meaning
If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait five minutes.
TEXAS - definition
The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.
Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.
The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.
"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome
TEXAS - slang
The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.
See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.
TEXAS
The only place that's more American than America.
You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.
TEXAS
Texas: Texas is better known as the Aids capitol of the United States. A recent 2005 survey of homosexuals residing in Austin ( 98.9 percent of males ) admitted to having AIDS or really really wanting to get it from rough anal sex.
Texas is also home to one of the largest populations of child molesters and pedophiles in the entire world. The 200 census estimated that out of every 100 people in the state of Texas, there were 73 pedophiles or child molesters.
Another fun fact about Texas is that KY brand personal lubricant was invented there. In 1984 Nolan Ryan after sodomizing and performing anal intercourse on his goat grew tired of it always being so uncomfortable, so he spit into an old toothpaste tube and it evolved from there.
texas is also a place where the people think 50 degrees is cold, county roads are black top, Galveston is a good place to visit, and "Big Tex" is straight. All of these are common misconseptions.
Hey let's go to Texas today. I really wanna make love to a baby while kissing my uncle who is milking his goat William.
Remember that time I got butt raped by the mayor of Dallas Texas? How is that an appropriate punishment for a speeding ticket?
Wow! The whole state of Texas is like one big abortion.
Howcome Wichita Falls Texas is so dirty and gross? Oh wait it is in Texas.
Let's go to Lubbock Texas and watch that caped and masked child rapist ride his horse. Oh better yet, let's go to college station and watch those ass hole that couldn't get into West Point march around before they molest that dog of theirs.
Child: Mom, how come so many people in Texas have AIDS?
Mother: Sweetie, God hates them, and remember, they are not people in God's eyes.
Wow, I'm so glad I live in Oklahoma. If I'd stayed in Texas one second longer I am certain I would have been molested and would also have contracted AIDS.
TEXAS
The greatest country on earth.
Often misspelled as "Texas".
The worst part about driving to TEXAS is that you often go through Oklahoma to get there.