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What is TEMPLETON?When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette. Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton" TEMPLETON - meme gifTEMPLETON - videoTEMPLETON - what is it?Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person. ''Did you see that chance templeton galloping threw the woods''. What does "TEMPLETON" mean?Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong Oh yeah Dylan (massive willy) Dylan Templeton TEMPLETON - what does it mean?The type of person, that you can easily love. You like someone. TEMPLETON - meaningDylan is pretty cool. He has a good head of hair and a nice face, he's really chill and funny. He can be a huge bum though. Dylan has the most beautiful eyes ever and wavy, mid length hair that looks really good tied back. He can be a bit of a nerd but shhh don't tell him that. "Bruh is Dylan Templeton still raving about how you should play Elden Ring?" TEMPLETON - definition(Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca. While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp. TEMPLETON - slangA small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs. 1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week" TEMPLETONone of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above) "dude im stuck in templeton bro" TEMPLETONthe state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described. She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton. TEMPLETONA surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ. "There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ." |
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