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What is TED?
He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.
Ted is my hero.
TED - meme gif
TED - video
TED - what is it?
Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below
DOB:1972-02-07
Race:Lizard
Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in
Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted: 1 March 2022
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate
Convicted:12 April 1993
Oh god did you hear about Mia.
No, what happened.
Sheβs keeping Ted Ted as a pet.
Oh god.
What does "TED" mean?
Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.
Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?
Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"
TED - what does it mean?
An acronym for Technology, Engineering, Design
A TED conference is often an invitation-only opportunity to hear the latest thinking from stars in their fields.
TED - meaning
TED talk is a heart to heart talk. it stands for Tell Explain Describe (how you feel).
I hope our TED talk helped you.
TED - definition
Web videos of white dudes talking about highly theoretical random shit on the level of graduate students that is interesting but probably has no effect on your daily life.
I just watched this video on TED of some dude talking about the effect of neuron-mapping on rhesus monkeys! Now I have to go pick up my sister from the skate rink.
TED - slang
Typical Everyday Dude. A TED is commonly seen wearing a striped shirt, or worse yet, a popped collar. TEDs try to hit on women at bars but have absolutely nothing interesting to say, and they usually roll in a crew with 3 to 5 other TEDs. TEDs can be sighted at Dave Matthews Band concerts, the driving range, or frat boy bars.
"Ew, did you see that TED trying to hit on me? I could've had better conversation with a dead cat. And at least the dead cat would not have been wearing a braided belt and double popped collar."
TED
stands for "That Enlisted Dude." typically a enlisted member of the Coast Guard (or really any service) that feels slighted by the fact that he chose to join up right out of high school rather than try to become an officer and displays a high level of ignorance and contempt/jealousy for officers and cadets. Usually displays a lot of "service pride" which really means 95% of his clothing says Coast Guard on it somewhere, because it's way cheaper to buy things at the exchange than even Wal-Mart.
Guy 1: I was going to get a huge decal on the bag of my Dodge with an Eagle carrying the CG emblem.
Guy 2: Dude, that'd be like, so sick... Let's smoke some Camels and get nautical star tatoos to celebrate.
Cadet standing awkwardly: (under breath) TEDs...
TED
Acronym. Typical Enlisted Dude. A slang term used to classify the junior enlisted portion of the military. A total cliche. Probably only joined the military because they watch too many movies. TEDs can easily be identified by their motivated regulation haircuts, lack of fashion sense, dopey personality, mindless devotion to their particular branch of service, limited vocabulary, and arrogant sense of self worth. They usually serve a some small role in the military, which often involves carrying guns to work. Typical Officer Dudes are obviously TODs
1) Air Wing Marine: Man, what a rough week. We had to send 3 planes overseas.
Grunt: Stupid POG! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED
2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!
Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.
TED
Final boss of TED Talks.When you listen every talk,you can finally listen him.
Friend 1:When Δ± can listen Ted himself talk.
Friend 2:You have to listen every show first.