Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Swooping?

Engaging in cunnilingus while the female is defecating. In other words a female blumpkin.

When things needed spicing up he gave her a good salty swooping.

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Swooping - video


Swooping - what is it?

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.

Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.

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What does "Swooping" mean?

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

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Swooping - what does it mean?

The act of a judge interrupting the start of the match, after presentation, but before cards are drawn to acquire the decks of 2 players in order to perform a deck check.

Swooping is similar to pouncing, diving, preying, collecting, descending but not quite.

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Swooping - meaning

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.

Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.

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Swooping - definition

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

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Swooping - slang

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and β€œdry orgasm.”

No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.

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Swooping

1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack

"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."

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Swooping

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

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Swooping

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

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