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What is Swan Lake?
When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.
“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”
Swan Lake - video
Swan Lake - what is it?
An associate or friend of an extremely accomplished dancer who derives a sense of satisfaction and confidence from knowing the dancer on a personal level.
"Girls are really impressed that he knows what an arabesque penchée is, he must have Swan Lake Swag"
What does "Swan Lake" mean?
When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.
Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.
Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.
Jon: She still could get it, through.
Chuck: Hell, yeah.
Swan Lake - what does it mean?
Person one:"If I wanted 6474658 pounds of weed, where would I go?"
Person two:"Swan Lake."
Swan Lake - meaning
a lake made completely of the dead corpse of swans
person one: aw man i just drove into swan lake
person two: aww jeez..as if those swans weren't dead enough
Swan Lake - definition
The act of trying to con a referee into awarding a penalty or free kick, witnessed by hundreds of thousands at Premier League grounds on a weekly basis. Particularly used when the incident is performed in an over-dramatised fashion
"Did you see that Drogba giving it a swan lake again at Stamford Bridge? The defender hardly touched him."
Swan Lake - slang
One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.
Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.
Swan Lake
Swan Lake is a long and very elaborate ballet composed by Pyotyr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The ballet contains beautiful scenery, elaborate costumes and dances all set to a fairy tell involving princes, castles, sorcerers, and swans. Swan Lake is one of the three great ballets (The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, and Swan Lake)
Swan Lake is an excellent ballet.