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What is Sundial?Sundial (noun): the sundial is a legendary fart. It may only come around once in a life time. The sundial does not have a designated set time, however, he who passes gas shall know when a sundial has occurred. It is long, and may be powerful as well. The sundial is the longest fart you can achieve ahead of the stopwatch, timer, and calendar in that order. Bro I went to Phoenix Buffet last night and ripped a sundial after. Sundial - meme gifSundial - videoSundial - what is it?A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal. "Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!" What does "Sundial" mean?The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window. That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial. Sundial - what does it mean?When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial. Man 1: Hey what time is it? Sundial - meaningThis is a very slang term to say that you have an erection. Hot girl: Do you know what time it is? Sundial - definitionWhen one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time. Does anybody wana get on my California sundial? Sundial - slangThe action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public. Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem! Sundialthe slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours. Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now. SundialTanning naked with an erection to avoid embarrassing penis wrinkle tan lines. Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked? SundialThe art of taking a massive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand O dude i took a huge as shit yesterday and you won't believe it.....IT WAS A SUNDIAL! |
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