What is Subwoofer?

When one sits around in a parking lot after school, blasting their car stereo really loud, subwoofers and all. This generally irritates those living nearby, who often will express their 'gratitude' by either calling the cops or reducing the number of functional body parts of the perpertrator.

That bastard Harvey was subwoofing from the parking lot next to my apartment last night. I was finally able to get rid of him when I lobbed an anvil at his car from my window.

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Subwoofer - what is it?

Man's attempt to give a machine sexual organs.

1) I really wish I could have intercourse with my subwoofer.
2) By the way she was acting last night, you could have sworn she'd want to sleep with that subwoofer.
3) Guy 1: "He's in-love with his car."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet if he could he'd do it with his subwoofer."

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What does "Subwoofer" mean?

Sitting in a parking lot or on the side of the street with your people in your car blasting your stereo to show off what a great system you have

I did some major subwoofing last weekend

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Subwoofer - what does it mean?

1. The best thing ever invented.

2. A speaker that varies in size usually from 8" to 32". The most popular size is 12". They are made to put out the low end of the audio spectrum. They make the low end a.k.a. bass more noticeable and louder and smoother. Playing them loudly is also known as subwoofing, and if your not careful about where you do it, it will make other people mad. Subwoofer's are a great way to attract someone's attention, but just keep in mind thats not always a good thing.

I had my subwoofers working hard to get this girls attention, but at the same time I attracted someone else's attention and it was only a few seconds before I saw the blueberry's and cherry's in my rear view mirrior.

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