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What is Straus?
a dude who farts and blames it on the weather or on his peers
;also is a pair of levi jeans
everyone: did you hear that someone farted
straus:i think that was thunder clapping
everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫
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Straus - what is it?
a straus-sack is an abnormally heavy pair of balls that hang lower than your knees
danny: ouch my straus-sack is dragging along the sidewalk
tyler: what is a straus-sack?
danny: you wouldn’t know, your balls are too small.
What does "Straus" mean?
A straus is a boy or a girl who loves cock. He loves to suck it and sometimes bite it he dresses up as a furry in order to cope with his own crippling depression and he likes to jack off with his dog he comes up with stories that make people cringe and want to kill them self’s and he tends to make kids cry straus is a faggot and most people want him dead but it would never happen because he creates weapons he is scared of vaginas and is an all out Fag he loves to touch little kids and when he has sex with his boyfriend they invite animals and when it comes to fucking he prefers the girl animals. Wesley is a cunt and a faggot he is the coolest loser you will ever meet and his moms a virgin.
Come on brad don’t be a straus
Straus - what does it mean?
Last name that means:
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.
“Sorry sir, I am a Straus. I don’t have time to have sex with Keanu Reeves or Elon Musk.”
Straus - meaning
Girl #1 "woah! look at those bright pink glitter platforms!"
Girl #2 "omg i knoww...they are sooo strau!"