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What is Strangle?Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc. Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle. Strangle - meme gifStrangle - videoStrangle - what is it?when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak. "hey honey im going out for a while" What does "Strangle" mean?Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation. I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend. Strangle - what does it mean?The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture. Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook.... Strangle - meaningWhen the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released. I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail. Strangle - definitionMasturbating I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls Strangle - slangA seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold. passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!! Stranglewhen someone is singing very badly... (in a kareoke bar).. StrangleLacking crucial information, time, money, or energy. My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now." StrangleChoke by putting hands or something else around the neck. Strangle my mother and I'll spray your brains all over that wall. |
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