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What is seatbelt?
When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.
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seatbelt - video
Seatbelt - what is it?
When getting a blowjob, grabbing the girl's pigtails and holding them around your waist; giving her no escape.
Made that bitch give me a seatbelt for 45 minutes
What does "seatbelt" mean?
1. A leather or woven cloth constraint that does not always save a driver's or passenger's life and is just another form of oppression to be ticketed for by police who can't find any real crime to stop.
My friend smokes cigarettes, and I don't wear my seatbelt, so we both put our lives in danger except I'm the one who gets robbed by the cops for it.
Seatbelt - what does it mean?
An inside joke that your friend won't inform you on it's meaning.
Friend: "Hey guys, I like pears!"
Other friend: "I don't get it."
You:" I don't either, it's a seatbelt"
Seatbelt - meaning
The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.
I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.
Seatbelt - definition
A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.
“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
Seatbelt - slang
When you pull on somebody's backpack with all your force, making them stumble backwards or even fall over.
Person 1: -pulls hard on backpack- Seatbelt!
Person 2: -stumbles backwards-
Seatbelt
"Two in the pink, one in the stink and the thumb to make her cum." This was originated by Backstreet Law and is accompanied by a hand gesture where only the ring finger is down. It is also associated with the line, "Put your motherfucking nose in the hose...SEATBELT!!!"
I took that bitch home last night and gave her the seatbelt. At first, she was surprised, but then she kinda liked it.
Seatbelt
another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"
Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt
Seatbelt
When you pull on somebody's backpack with all your force, making them stumble backwards or even fall over.
Person 1: -pulls hard on backpack- Seatbelt!
Person 2: -stumbles backwards-