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What is Straighties?
Someone who is completely straight-up, clean, and normally is oblivious to things such as popular slang, and the pop culture involving drugs, alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and such.
cool kid: "Dude, i got so slammed last night that i went to third with that nerd in my biology class!"
straighty one-eighty: "What are you talking about? slammed by what? and where's 'third'?"
cool kid: "Man, you're such a straighty one-eighty."
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Straighties - what is it?
A noob, dweeb or geek that plays everything by the rules, knows every book off by heart, but is a total douche bag in society.
1) Matt: Hey, how come Peter never comes out to party with us anymore?
Jane: He's stuck in his room doing his english papers. He's such a fucking straighty 180.
2) Phil: Daym, I can't believe Mya's going out with that douche bag. She's way too hot for him!
Matt: Doode, what do you expect? He's studying law. Fucking striahgty 180.
What does "Straighties" mean?
A non-gay person, who is otherwise classified as a homo. See also Cory.
Alex:Dude, I dont know why your so straight.
Cory:NO! I am not a straighty, I think about dicks all day long!
Straighties - what does it mean?
A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.
Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!
Straighties - meaning
Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180
hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?
Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.
your such a straighty180 faggot!
Straighties - definition
N.
1. A womanizing man who hits on a gay man's female friends.
2. Slang used in homosexual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.
BACK OFF STRAIGHTY, she's with me.
Straighties - slang
1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
Straighties
Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.
Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community
(Boy don’t you love double standards)
Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!
Straighties
bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego
on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"
Straighties
Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.
You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.