Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Stocks?

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

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Stocks - meme gif

Stocks meme gif

Stocks - video


Stocks - what is it?

The area of a mans body, that is halfway between the stomach and the cock.

If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’m going to kick you in the stock

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What does "Stocks" mean?

Verb. To use a stock image as your profile picture on social media. The image could be related to one of your interests, your job, etc., or just be a funny picture.

"Did you see that image Jared used to stock? Hilarious."

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Stocks - what does it mean?

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

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Stocks - meaning

Mediocre, vanilla, or "regular." Nothing different.

I think it's fucking stock, alright? It's stock to my ears! - Lars Ulrich

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Stocks - definition

the sexiest female garment to cum on

can I cum on your stockings, darling?
sure, I've bought them for you to cum on

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Stocks - slang

derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious

Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight.

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Stocks

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.

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Stocks

Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.

bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird

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Stocks

Awesome family, they have lots of animals in there house and are a loving home, they are like your home away from home and will always help in some way. They may not have alot of money at times but they always get through it.

Random person "I need a place to stay "

Stocks family " come on in we will take care of you"

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