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What is Stern?
to try and inform your friends of something you find incredibly newsworthy and you send it out only to find out its two months old
Fuck, I Pulled a Sterne.
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Stern - video
Stern - what is it?
Popular early 1990's rave night club in worthing UK.
Im gonna double drop some snowballs this saturday at Sterns.
Get ill, Get ill, The house, The House, The House on the Hill
What does "Stern" mean?
a meaning more uncommon but still existing is 'asshole'; this originated from an episode of popular sitcom 'friends' in which chandler exclaims - 'i like it in the stern!'
'i like it in the stern!'
Stern - what does it mean?
The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.
Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!
Stern - meaning
Cathphrase of The Nanny Bumpkin reflecting her demeanor.
ex: "LISTEN VEHEMENTLY OLD WOMAN, I AM GIVING A PROTERITE DICTIONARY DEFINITION, I AM UNDERWHELEMED I AM STERN."
Stern - definition
A last name that means from high crime, no dwelling, and shitty hondas. It is usually a brazilian/jewish name that is passed down. To have the name stern also could be struggling in mathematics and biology and either results in very great success, or very bad consequences. There have been only 2 sterns to be successful: Hans Stern (founder of H. Stern jewelers) and Ronny Stern, aka Ronicasa (Current Vice President of H. Stern jewelers). There are a few Sterns that are unfortunate enough and can't say stern, but instead say Shtern, due to a shar lishp.
Arthur: If my name is Arthur Stern, what does my last name really mean?
Macta: Well ur name isnt Ronny or Hans, so I wouldn't count on the whole 'taking over the H. Stern business' to be very likely
Arthur: :(
Stern - slang
Adjective, adverb
Etymology:
Ashkenazic
Meaning: a gonif attorney who may or may not have a whisky dependence
Damn it! I've been sterned.
That is the most stern shit I've ever seen.
Stern
to make up lies to a female to get sex.
"I sterned this girl, and by the end of the date she believed I played pro baseball and had sex with her that night"
"Just be honest with this girl, don't stern her."
Stern
a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).
People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."
Stern
To pull a stern - Getting extremly drunk by stealing a bottle of beverages from the bar in a club, and finishing it alone.
Must include puking and passing out (in the shower) on the next day's morning.
Includes puking in the club, puking in the taxi (having his friends pay for the taxi cleaning service), drop down the stairs, getting dropped several times by his mates trying to carry him back.
"Hey man, whats up with R.?"
"He pulled Stern yesterday!... Passed out and we had to carry him back"
"Where is he now?
"Still puking - in the bathroom atm."
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"Let's get sterned tonight"