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What is Stardew Valley?
Stardew Valley is a simple farming game in which u lose about 60 hours of ur lifetime.
Hello, how's your STARDEW VALLEY farm today???
Stardew Valley - video
Stardew Valley - what is it?
The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.
-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to
watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
What does "Stardew Valley" mean?
A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.
I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
Stardew Valley - what does it mean?
A farming simulator you can't put down no matter how hard you try. Mostly because you can mod it and it's not just farming.
"Hey, did you get Stardew Valley?"
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."
Stardew Valley - meaning
a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT
Stardew Valley - definition
A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*
Stardew Valley - slang
A relaxing game. For a speedrunner.
Speedrunner: Man, I've been feeling kinda stressed lately, I suppose I'll play some Stardew Valley
Stardew Valley
The best game in the world. It has cats, mystery, and emo boys that you can fuck. Why would you not play it? Honestly, I really cannot comprehend life without Stardew Valley. Oh, and you get to destroy the economy with picked yams. It's quite honestly hilarious how easy it is to become a multimillionare.
COOLPERSONA: "Have you ever played Stardew Valley? I've heard it was fun!"
COOLPERSONB: "I can't put it down! Stardew Valley is a farming sim in which you can marry a hot person and own a farm!"
Stardew Valley
A farm game that consists on date Emily and leave alone the poor cuck Clint forever.
- Hey, I'm playing Stardew Valley and dating Emily
- nice * wink wink nudge nudge *
Stardew Valley
The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!