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What is Stage Crew?An absolute God of stage crew. A:Have you see the head of stage crew? Stage Crew - videoStage Crew - what is it?If you're remotely interested in theater as an art or career, don't even bother with this shit at the high school level. You go in thinking you're going to be working with people interested in stagecraft and end up working with whiny, LAZY, geekass bastards who definitely will not contribute anything creative or even productive to the technical theater process and will sit around on a stage you end up fucking building yourself, talking about how untalented the actors are and how mentally superior stage crew is. God damn it. No friends? No semblance of a social life? Does the concept of jerking other losers off next to a 24-channel portable ETC dimmer seem appealing to you? Stage Crew is the answer What does "Stage Crew" mean?Those underapreciated people in black who work in the shadows during a show, and take care of everything the actors cant; lighting, sound, design, sets. Usually very strange people who crawl onto the catwalk and write poetry when feeling especially lonely. Janitor: (while fixing something backstage) uh oh, i dont understand this, i better get a stage crew kid. Stage Crew - what does it mean?The people behind the scenes of any show you watch. Usually wear all black to avoid being seen. Do all behind-the-scenes work. Have more fun than the actors. EXTREMELY unappreciated. Actors beware: We control the show. You piss us off, you sing in the dark You trying out for the play? Stage Crew - meaningThe people behind any play you see; creating and moving out the set, working the lights, babysitting the actors...you name it, they do it. They are really the only reason the show actually happens, yet they are terribly unappreciated. They hold together entire sets with duct tape and will run out behind the set in the middle of a scene just to hold up a fallen curtain. Actor: You guys are taking too long to move out that desk!! Stage Crew - definitionPossibly one of the most misunderstood subcultures in any high school setting. Techies may wear a lot of black, but they're not always emo. They may seem like geeks, and often are, but they still know what's up. A crew can become something close to a family. Often, a kind of hierarchy develops within a crew where seniority is based on experience and know-how, not age. Jock 1: "Dude, I heard you chilled with a bunch of techies last night. You going geek on us?!" Stage Crew - slangThose boss people who chill backstage and build stuff for plays. Stage crew parties are always much better than the cast parties because stage crew knows how to party with many of the things they have built for plays. Stage crew is also in charge of the prop house, which includes cleaning and organizing it, which is a pain in the butt, but they still have fun finding many old props such as sparkles, seahorses, roller blades, and many more. Cast Member: Stage crew is so stupid. They don't even do anything. |
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