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What is Sprint?
When you take a really quick piss and people can not believe that you actually peed.
Dave: I have to pee, be right back.
Todd: Okay.
30 seconds later
Dave: Back!
Todd: Did you really just pee?!
Dave: Yeah, I had to sprint.
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Sprint - video
Sprint - what is it?
Along with Evade, sprint is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged.
Guest- Should i teabag these kids? They're pretty bad
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect
What does "Sprint" mean?
Even though every UrbanDictionary user seems to hate Sprint, I think it works well enough. I went out into the middle of nowhere in West Virginia and had 3 bars of cell phone reception. It does suck, though, that it costs 20 cents per text with out the plan.
They also have some pretty fly cellphones, which don't cost too much.
Screw Verizon. I don't need no iPhone! I got myself a Sprint Exclaim!
Sprint - what does it mean?
The correct response to any statement or situation.
Man 1- I'm going to be late for work!
Man 2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I forget the answer to this question.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- There's a wall in front of me.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I'm giving birth.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- A shark bit off my legs!
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I have Verizon.
2- Then you SPRINT!
Sprint - meaning
OK, Dope, Fasho, sounds good
Sprint
Sprint - definition
A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.
Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.
Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.
Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.
Sprint - slang
A pathetic, evil, piece of shit cell phone service, the worst in America. This company is extremely anti-competitive, and simply refuses to give up the monopolistic CDMA technology, even though every other company that made the mistake of choosing it is now giving it up.
Every carrier in the world, whether GSM, CDMA, IDEN or even AMPS, will be going LTE for the fourth generation, except Sprint, who chose the SIMless WiMAX technology, loosely based on CDMA, so they can remain anti-competitive.
Sprint
1. The cellular phone company with the least amount of towers. If you aren't right on top of a big metropolitan area, there is no service. If you live in the suburbs, forget about getting a Sprint phone.
2. (ham radio) Switching to QRP (reduced transmitter power) when you've already got a RST of 103 or less (barely readable weak mediocre fidelity signal). Only a good thing when you're doing QRSS CW (slow speed morse code).
1. I enjoy going onto the roof of a 50 story building during a snowstorm to get service, therefore I chose Sprint.
2. The amateur radio shack got warm from the transmitter in 90 degree weather when he was working Timbuktu, so he decided to go Sprint even though the other guy had trouble copying him.
Sprint
the best phone service to turn to, if you want to be overcharged, denied minutes and deal with ghetto customer service 'representatives' who keep trying to get me to sign up for the latest 'fantastic offer'.
2. An easy excuse for dodging phone calls.
EXAMPLE 1
*girl looks at her phone bill* "$387 dollars! I only talked for 10 damn minutes. Fucking Sprint."
EXAMPLE 2
Girl: "Why don't you ever answer my phone calls? Don't you love me?"
Boy: "I got sprint."
Girl: "oh"
Sprint
Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"
(Verizon)
Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered
( Sprint )
I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered
( Verizon )
Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered