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What is Springsteen?
The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
Springsteen - meme gif
Springsteen - video
Springsteen - what is it?
(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
What does "Springsteen" mean?
Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.
Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
Springsteen - what does it mean?
"can i borrow a springsteen?"
"no, you can't."
Springsteen - meaning
The act of someone canceling an event, an event in which thousands of people (former fans) paid a large sum of money, and, or sexual favors to attend. Getting Springsteened can also refer to someone ditching plans made with you after you already paid for it. Generally involves a musician whose ego is the size of the fucking Hindenburg, caring little about the fans who have nothing to do with the legislature they want to protest.
ex. 1
Mike: "Hey, man, how was that Pearl Jam concert at Walnut Creek last night?"
Alex: "I didn't get to go! Vedder and Pearl Jam fucking Springsteened on us.."
ex. 2
Mike: "Hey, Jordan, how was the movies with you and that girl last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't even show man, I had already bought the tickets on Fandango and everything!"
Mike: "Damn, brother, I hate to hear you got Springsteened last night."
Bruce Springsteen, Maroon5, Pearl Jam, Ringo Starr, Pretentious, Cocksuckers, HB2 GTHC
Springsteen - definition
average highschool boy: if she breathe, she a thot
springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
Springsteen - slang
(noun): a term used to describe the visible outline of male genitalia in excessively tight jeans. Often perpetrated by hipsters, emo's and other such fashion forward individuals.
"Check out the springsteen on that asshat. He def had a bar mitzvah."
Springsteen
A sexual act wherein one party slides across a slick surface into sexual congress with the other.
After watching the Superbowl Halftime Show, Timmy waxed up the kitchen floor and Springsteened Susan all night long.
Springsteen
To place one's crotch in close proximity to another person's face. As Bruce Springsteen did to a cameraman and the world during the Super Bowl XLIII half-time show.
My boss just Springsteened me! He spent the entire meeting standing directly in front of me. For the entire meeting all I could see was his crotch!
Springsteen
When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.
Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.
Hipster in Austin Texas - Dude, you're totally Springsteening your way into being a Beard Rocker.
Lonesome Folk Guitar Player - Yeah, I've been trimming my Springsteen down in the hopes of achieving more indie cred.