Spoom is Woods on the flip side. It is a play on words relating to anyone with the last name "woods" who is incredibly upside down and backwards in his/her behavior.
The title of "spoom clan" is taken by a large family based out of Indiana who bear the Woods name and fit the spoom definition perfectly. Only a unanimous vote amongst the original members can induct a new spoom into membership. These inductees are then referred to as "half spooms". they hold minimal power in overall issues but acquire massive bragging rights following induction. Beware of impersonators.
After years of attempts, she finally succeeded in her lifelong goal to be a "half spoom"
"She "parcored" her way to the grocery store singing christmas carols in july. She must be in the Spoom clan!"
It's a nickname given to Ginny Weasley in the Sirius/Harry fan fiction, located in the Harry Potter fandom, Home Coming written by Third Person Omnicsient.
The name comes from Sparky(the name for a female dog, ie bitch) and school broom stick (always getting ridden).
According to the fiction, the name was spread by Draco Malfoy, and used as a catalyst for bonding with himself and Harry Potter.
The name was the brainchild of Third Person Omnicsient and Lady Starlight So Kiss My Ass.
Great for Weasley bashing, and annoying canon lovers.
"Did you read that great Ginny/Harry fic? I just love Ginny!" -Annoying canon lover
"You like Spoom? Did you get dropped on your head as a small child?" -Enlightened one.
-Annoying canon lover runs off crying, and the enlightened one returns to their slash fic-