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What is Ben Affleck?
A term commonly referred to generize all "white" males.
"You white, you Ben Affleck!"
Ben Affleck - video
Ben Affleck - what is it?
1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
What does "Ben Affleck" mean?
Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben Affleck - what does it mean?
A dead hooker in your trailer. for those of you that have seen Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
Dude, i just pulled an Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck - meaning
Affleck you da bomb in phantoms yo!
Ben Affleck - definition
1. v. tr. To physically abuse a bystander or stranger in a an extremely violent fashion, often without an explicit reason.
2. v. tr. To break and enter into a stranger's home and mercilessly beat the shit out of him or her; typically concludes with a gunshot to each knee. As in the movie The Town.
1. I need to let off some steam; I think I'm going to Ben Affleck some poor bastard tonight.
Ben Affleck - slang
When you rap tinfoil around your dick then put peanut butter and jelly on it then stick your dick in the toaster set on the dark setting and turn the toaster on.
I got super hammered the other day and when I woke up my dick was burnt, covered in tinfoil and peanut butter & jelly stuck in the toaster. I must have given myself a Ben Affleck agan.Why dose that keep happening?
Ben Affleck
Used to describe someone with a chin that resembles an ass crack.
What do you think of Lisa?
She's cute but she has a Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.
"this one will take you further down the...."
"WHOA!"
(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon's bitch.
Has a thing for chicks named "Jennifer".
1: Who's that guy married to Jennifer Garner?
2: You mean Matt Damon's bitch, Ben Affleck?