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What is Spit Roast?
When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.
Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!
Spit Roast - video
Spit Roast - what is it?
A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.
Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.
What does "Spit Roast" mean?
Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.
Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?
Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast
Spit Roast - what does it mean?
woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.
see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast
Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.
Spit Roast - meaning
2 of the homies spit roasted this biznitch last night
Spit Roast - definition
In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.
The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.
Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"
Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"
Spit Roast - slang
This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.
For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are
A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)
Spit Roast
Three way sex where two men having sex with a women and one engages in oral sex while the other inserts his penis into the anal cavity. The women is then lifted off of the ground and is suspended by the two penises and the men proceed to rotate her in the fashion of a pig on a spit.
Did you hear that Carson and Alex spit roasted Matt's mom last night?
Spit Roast
When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.
"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"
Spit Roast
When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"
"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"