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What is x-box?
an extremely shitty console which i only bought for Fable and it turned out to be crap so i now use it as my personal punching dummy. Get A ps2! they are much better!
some people say that the xbox has a built in save system, i dont give a fuck about that, u never would need to use that much space anyway and people also say that the xbox graphics are good, well i got one thing to tell you:
IF THOSE FUCKING LOSERS SPEND ALL THERE FUCKING TIME MAKING GAMES HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS THEN THE FUCKING GAMES MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE FUCKING MOVIE'S, I MEAN LOOK AT HOW FABLE TURNED OUT, I BEAT IT IN 3 FUCKING HOURS AND THAT GAME ON ITS OWN WASN'T A FLUKE, THERE ARE OTHER GAMES ON THE XBOX WHICH ARE PISS EASY TO BEAT!!!
"what are you doing to your xbox?"
"i'm making good use of it"
"your throwing it out of your window..."
"yes but i might hit the evil nazi's with it from up here, this xbox is so big it could probably maul about 10 of the little fuckers!"
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X-box - what is it?
The worst game console ever.
The controller is so big that people also use it as a dinner table.
Take it from me: BUY A PS2!
All the money spent on x-box and x-box games goes to Bill Gates!!!
What does "x-box" mean?
a good console that is the first generation of xbox systems.
The ps2 is the 3 generation of its kind, meaning that when the xbox gets to the 3 gen it will rape so much harder than any playstation system out.
Who fucking cares about the big controllers now they sell them with s controllers which are much smaller and are made 5times better than the ps2 controllers PS2 sucks if you guys are dumb enough to buy that shit please please do youself a favor and KILL YOURSELF!
wow the x-box is so much better then the ps2
X-box - what does it mean?
Toyota's little carboard box on wheels the Scion XB.
I can't feel my genitals anymore from being stuck in your X-box all day...
X-box - meaning
A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.
If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.
If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!
X-box - definition
the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box
stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.
X-box - slang
A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.
X-box's on the top shelf? I thought Egyptian slavery was over
X-box
Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."
Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."
X-box
The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.
You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.
Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!
X-box
"So I was like playing my x-box..."