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What is Spanish Inquisition?
In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
Spanish Inquisition - video
Spanish Inquisition - what is it?
A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
"Flush, Ace high!"
"Full house, 3's full of Jacks"
"Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
What does "Spanish Inquisition" mean?
A group of noisy, and loud South/Central Americans taking over your seats when you're trying to have lunch.
L: Playing Insurgency*
A: Where's my seat?!
L: They took it.
A: But how? My backpack is there!
L: Spanish Inquisition!
Spanish Inquisition - what does it mean?
A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.
" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"
Spanish Inquisition - meaning
As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.
No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Spanish Inquisition - definition
An awful time in Jewish and general history, the Spanish Inquisition was commenced by Queen Isabel and King Ferdinand of Spain. Jews were systematically and specifically persecuted, forced either to convert to Roman Catholicism or be killed by the monarchy.
The Spanish Inquisition may have affected Christopher Columbus to be quiet about his own Jewish heritage.
Spanish Inquisition - slang
It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
Spanish Inquisition
Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Spanish Inquisition
Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Spanish Inquisition
No one expects it.
Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"