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What is Southpaw?
An alternative to the traditional forward posture while sitting on a toilet, in which a person sits facing the back of the toilet as opposed to facing outward. The advantages of this position include arm rest while reading, space for resting computers, books, alarm clocks or coffee mugs, and ease of access to the toilet in case of malfunction. The only known disadvantage is the need to remove ones pants or to have a reinforced towel rack to allow for the south paw swing.
Andrew: Damn dude you were in there for so long.
Bruce: Yea man, I was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.
Alex: Do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
Bruce: Nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.
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Southpaw - what is it?
A term used to indicate that someone is "the man." For example, if someone is southpaw, they could kick your ass using only one hand (or "paw), and they most likely engage in numerous sexual encounters (the area down "south") on a regular basis. Most importantly, if someone is southpaw, they are modest about it.
Guiseppi: Dude, you're so southpaw. I wish I could be as cool as you.
southpaw: Nah, I'm not southpaw, although coincidentally, my name is. You, my friend, are the one who is southpaw.
What does "Southpaw" mean?
soufpaw right here!! (1)A pride of being capable of writting with your left hand.
(2) Slang for left-handed.
(1) I'm a southpaw.
(2) Soufpaw shorty righh herr.
Southpaw - what does it mean?
Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
He boxes southpaw, pah.
Southpaw - meaning
To be left-handed.
The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.
Southpaw - definition
The description one may use to describe the stronger left arm when the cause for extra strength in the left is caused by excessive masturbation.
"I pack a serious southpaw"
Southpaw - slang
When you masturbate with your left hand and shoot your load on your own face on purpose.
Spencer and Joe haven't got laid in months, so they go home to Southpaw themselves.
Southpaw
When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise
Dude check this porn out, that son of a bitch is a Southpaw from hell!
Southpaw
A name given to a boxer who stands with the incorrect foot forward
Anyone who boxes out of a southpaw stance should have been drowned at birth.
Southpaw
Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.
Josh is a southpaw, I have to watch out for that.