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What is stance?

A puppy dog that has a sack and no nuts, he is annoying and poops huge piles.

DUDE, you just let a Stance shit

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Stance - what is it?

Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said Stancer and say "STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.

"Damn girl, why are you stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."

"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"

"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."

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What does "stance" mean?

Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.

Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.

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Stance - what does it mean?

1. The art of turning a high performance japanese car into a 'lowrider'.

2. The position or bearing of the body while standing.

If you're all show and no go, you should get your car stanced.

This sword requires a specific stance.

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Stance - meaning

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.

Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.

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Stance - definition

a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)

That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.

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Stance - slang

(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.

I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.

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Stance

Stanc. The 'a' is pronounced ahh. From the word Hayastanci. Abbreviation for Armenians that are born and raised in Armenia.

Look at that Stanc speeding down Brand blvd.

He is all Stanced out in his Ed Hardy gear with rhinstones.

That Stanc just rabiz kicked one of those Burbank gyots.

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Stance

Snowboard-related word describing the distance between your bindings

Some guy: Dude, you got the widest stance I've ever seen...
Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning

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Stance

(verb) - to adjust a car's camber, ride height, and spacing, so that the sidewall of the tire sits as flush as possible with the fender/quarter panel. A common trend and style impersonated on drift and show cars alike, originating from the older Japanese domestic market.

This new car I got it higher than a 4x4! It needs to be stanced.

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