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What is Southington?A bunch of trailertrash douchebags that are poor as fuck who wont go to college no matter how good their grades are because when the admissions office look at them they say oh they're from some piece of shit town with terrible education. All the girls are lesbians and are raised to satisfy their minimum wage earning men. matt kelleher= dumbass football player.. gets a 4.0 in southington Southington - meme gifSouthington - videoSouthington - what is it?this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs erik martin is a wigger What does "Southington" mean?where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from. ha ha, Your from Southington Southington - what does it mean?Centrally located in CT. One a the few towns that gets payed to bring in black people from Hartford. All we are known for is our football program and drug abuse. Here all the white girls sleep around, and use they're parents money to look classy. Where everyone is fake and full of crap, and like to pretend that they're the shit. The guys are even uglier then the girls (unless you wanna talk about the senior class.) The football players (2-time CCC champs) get drooled over, and the messy rivalry with hard-hittin New Britain is the best place to be....if you wanna get shot! Southington only has black kids because our school system is poor despite the surrounding rich white community. Southington - meaningHome of the infamous John Sample. Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown. Southington - definitionA suburban town in central Connecticut; a town that is large enough to be a city but remains a town because it sounds good. More restaurants on Queen Street (per square feet)than anywhere else in the world. (9 Dunkin' Donuts, 2 McDonalds, 2 Subways, 100 pizza places, etc.) Southington - slangSouthington is suburb of Hartford with interstate 84 running through it, with about 40,000 people living here. Mostly Southington is really not as bad as these people put it out to be. You can choose to be a nothing or you can be succesful. SouthingtonA centrally located town in Connecticut. Bordered by New Britain, Cheshire, Meriden, Bristol, Plainville, and Berlin. Its a valley, so all the shit flows down hill. That is my theory explaining our amount of screwed upness. We have low taxes because we sacrifice many social services. We have the least ambitious students around. The last time someone got into Yale was in 1976. Most of our school is content simply ingesting random drugs. We have a drinking high school with a football problem. We have Tops Supermarket which encompasses all that is screwed up about this town. In short, this place sucks and don't move here if possible. John Sample is a REAL person and the living embodiment of our dysfunctional nature. Trivia Bonus: John Sample worked at Tops. Hi, I am from Southington and I am ashamed about it. SouthingtonDrugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ... Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ... SouthingtonSouthington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street |
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