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What is South Fork?

A school in Stuart, FL. Home of the bulldogs, the school colors are black and red. Student population consists of "rednecks", preps, nerds, and wannabe gangsters. Seriously, Southfork is believed to be a redneck school. Half of the kids wear Guy Harvey and camo jackets. Most kids hang out in the mall area. The administration sucks and the security guards ride around on shitty golf carts. It's the only public school in the country with a golfcourse. It offers Agriculture and Turf. South Fork is also in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1:"Which school do you go to?"
Guy 2:"South Fork High School."
Guy 1:"Damn redneck!"

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South Fork - what is it?

A school in (technically unincorporated) Stuart, FL. Home of the Bulldogs. It's location is literally in the middle of cowfield nowhere. We have poor school spirit and attempt to be all anti-MartinCounty, but we always have to be "politically correct". County gets to burn a dog house and all we did is rip up a stuffed tiger! Like what even! The stupid administration drives around on cobweb golfcarts trying to dress code anyone. (But it's really easy to get away with dress code tho). The thing I do love about South Fork tho, is that everyone just casually wears a blanket to school and no one questions it. I love how chill and small it is. However, Many teachers are quite crusty and gross, and the only thing holding the school together is the IB program.

P.S. JOIN CHOIR!! Boys look hot in tuxedos, and for guys: meet girls 3 to 1 ratio.

South Fork grows it, County sells it, and Jensen smokes it.

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