|
|
What is Snus?
on the show Futurama, Leela, Amy, Kip and Zapp Brannigan get stuck on the Amazonian Planet where sex is referred to as snusnu and is actually a way of torturing men who trespass.
Femputer: The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He who is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, being the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most attractive women of Amazonia. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!
Snus - meme gif
Snus - video
Snus - what is it?
NOUN:
a common form of punishment performed by future amazonian women. The word "snu snu" is technically translated as "sex", which may seem as an extremely convenient disciplinary technique for condemned men, however the punishment "advisers" are always very large women usually resulting in crushed pelvises. The punishment is pleasurable yet devastating to men, ending in a series of excited to frightened facial expressions shortly after they are condemned.
This act's resources were found from the Futurama episode "Amazonian women in the mood". This is the first episode of season 3.
FemPuter: YOU ARE NOW CONDEMNED TO DEATH BY SNU SNU!
Prisoners: :D......:0......:)....:0.....:D....:0
What does "Snus" mean?
Endless sex forced on a man by a variety of women usually resulting in the death of the man. From Futurama episode in which the main characters are condemned to "Death by Snu-snu!" by a alien matriarchal society, ignorant of the earthling male's view of this as a most fitting death.
-"W-what happened to these people?" he asked looking at skeleton's with crushed pelvis bones.
--"They were condemned to die by snu-snu!"
-"YAY! Snu-snu!!"
Snus - what does it mean?
A stupid college freshman chick. Usually blonde, but could be brunette. Normally will be found in groups consisting of more than ten wondering the streets around campuses looking lost, really drunk, or just stupid.
Heres the scene.
From the porch of a college house you observe with a friend a large group of snuses walking by all drunk and stupid.
"Hey Tom, did you see all those snuses?"
"Ya I bet there were 20 or 30 of them, bet they get underages tonight"
"Lets go talk to these snuses and get some tail."
Snus - meaning
Fred: Hey, do you have some snus i could borrow?
Bob: That shit's for pussies! Have some grizzly mint!
Fred: Ewwww
Snus - definition
The area between the pussy and asshole of a female. A combo of Snatch and Anus.
The area on a female that fits quite nicely between the middle and pinky fingers when performing the shocker.
When I was plowing that broad, I slipped out and jammed myself all up on her Snus going back in.
Snus - slang
1. (Intrasitive verb): the partaking of a Camel Snus spitfree tobacco pouch and subsequently enjoying the smooth, calming euphoric effect that results.
2. (Imperative): the act of requesting a Camel Snus.
3. (Noun): A specialized form of tobacco-filled pouch as marketed by tobacco mogul, Camel. The unique pouch design allows for the transfer of nicotine while minimizing the release of tobacco secretions.
(progressive):Snus-ing
(preterite): Snus-sed
(imperative): Snus
"Dude, I've got a shitload of work to do tonight; I need to snus and unwind."
"Hey Matt, snus me, man."
"I would kill for a snus right about now."
Snus
A great alternative for when you can't smoke. Camel Snus is the best. Such a sin only a fistful of stores on the east coast sell it. You can also save the little tin for stuff like loose change. While the tin says the flavor lasts up to 30 minutes I have chewed some for up to 3 hours.
I do Snus because it gives me knowledge.
Snus
the finest sweedish tobacco, placed underneith the upper- or lower lip.
Snus
An excellent tobacco product from Sweden. Comes in portion and loose.
Portion is a pouch of snus that is usually placed under the upper lip.
Loose snus is formed into a pris by hand or with a special tool (Prismaster, icetool, etc.). Loose is usually used by more experienced users.
Snus contains more nicotine than cigarettes but is much safer simply because there is no smoke. The tobacco is steam cured and sometimes pasteurized to remove deadly or cancer causing TSNAs. The 4 main ingredients in snus are salt, water, flavorings, and of course - Tobacco.
Snus can be used anywhere. It is barely noticeable under the lip and you don't need to spit while using it.
Snus carries a warning that it CAN cause cancer. Cancer as a direct use of snus is very rare.
Paul: Hey man can I bum a ciggy?
Evan: Don't use them anymore. You can have some snus, its a lot safer and tastes great.