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What is Snakes on a Plane?
an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.
1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.
Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!
or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.
Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)
Snakes on a Plane - video
Snakes on a Plane - what is it?
Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.
I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.
What does "Snakes on a Plane" mean?
A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.
Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!
Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.
Snakes on a Plane - what does it mean?
Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.
UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
Snakes on a Plane - meaning
When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.
Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.
Snakes on a Plane - definition
Part of a new cult religion's practices, in which they praise Samuel Jackson, because he created a godly beer. It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
The people eat snakes while on a plane shooting bullets even though they are in the air and will damage the plane.
Use of snakes on a plane...
Man:MMMMM, this beer is good, I think I'l go fuck that fat chick while I eat this deep fried snakes on this muthafucking plane.
Fat Chick: OH, fuck me, fuck me, and pass another pound of the snakes and I need another beer.
Man: Sure baby, just let me shoot another round at the floor of the plane... Nigga bring it on.
Samuel L. Jackson: There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane mother fucker.
Snakes on a Plane - slang
Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.
The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.
The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."
Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."
Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"
A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"
Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
Snakes on a Plane
The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.
Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.
Snakes on a Plane
a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
Snakes on a Plane
This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.
Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.