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What is Smooth Jazz?an expression replacing "rly cool", "amaizing", "funky", "awesome", "great", ect. *real life conversation with the use of this phrase* Smooth Jazz - videoSmooth Jazz - what is it?A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!". Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?" What does "Smooth Jazz" mean?A metaphorical tub of musical shit. I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz. Smooth Jazz - what does it mean?A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises. Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume? Smooth Jazz - meaningSmooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office. Smooth Jazz - definitionA niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug. She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her. Smooth Jazz - slangApparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative. Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1 Smooth JazzInstrumental pop music that gives jazz a bad name. Only referred to as jazz because many of the people that play it are saxophone players, and as soon as something is played on a saxophone, you can automatically sell it as "jazz" to the general public because many people can't tell the difference. They simply hear something played on a saxophone and automatically categorize it as jazz. Person 1: I play saxophone. Most of the stuff I play is jazz. Smooth JazzThe kind of music played on The Weather Channel And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background) |
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