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What is cyanide?

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

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Cyanide - what is it?

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

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What does "cyanide" mean?

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

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Cyanide - what does it mean?

Made my life easier.

Thot: Ur mom gay
whore: Take some Cyanide because if you still use that you should die

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Cyanide - meaning

Happiness

I just took some cyanide, I'm so happy...

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Cyanide - definition

Possibly the most effective anti-virus on the market, commonly sold in most Wal'Mart stores as a quick "over the counter" cure to all diseases/illnesses. Currently sold in 5, 10, and 6000Mg doses, and can be purchased in a liquid form if desired.

Warning: Due to the amazing effects of Cyanide, this should only be taken by those who value their lives and wish to live a long happy life.

"Cyanide Cured my Cancer, AIDS, herpes, and Existence!"

Side-effects include, loss of breath, drowsiness, fatigue, inability to get a hard on, low sperm count, discoloration of the skin with prolonged use, loss of hair, loss of flesh, loss of brain matter, limbs unexpectedly detach from the body, inability to feel human emotions, craving for the consumption of human brains, disorientated motor skills, loss of a heart beat, coagulation of the blood, limited muscle movement, calcification of the feet and hands, and uncontrollable bowel movements.

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Cyanide - slang

What Santa gives me every Christmas instead of coal.

Better than your grandmother's weed.

Cyanide is the best.

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Cyanide

Any of various salts or esters of hydrogen cyanide containing a CN group, especially the extremely poisonous compounds potassium cyanide & sodium cyanide.

- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.

- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.

Dumb whore: "OMG, I are such a coke head."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."

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Cyanide

Smells like almonds. Has the aftertaste of death.

Cyanide: a salt or ester of hydrocyanic acid, containing the anion CN− or the group —CN. The salts are generally extremely toxic.
what a suburban wife would kill her husband with

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Cyanide

Greatest band of all time consisting of me, small paul (taller than tall paul), tall paul, john and gary!!!!

seek and destroy!!!!

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