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What is Sme?
The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.
"Dude my job sucks, this is a total SME job!"
Sme - meme gif
Sme - video
Sme - what is it?
This term or title is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a "Subject Matter Expert." Office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly "experts" only when it comes to "Satisfying Men's Erections."
Ron the SME that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at Dave's erection. Knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout "Come here big boy!"
What does "Sme" mean?
Verb;
An acronym for Shit, Masturbate, Eat.
Usually what one does after a night of work.
Aaron: Hey, upload that video
Ahmad: I will later bruh, I just got off work so I'm gonna SME.
Sme - what does it mean?
sme;Sme's;Smeed pronounced (Shmee)
1)A moronic and/or lethargic poser or goon.2)a harmless fill in for an abusive term when authority is present.
1)"OH man check out homie lazin around, what a sme"
2)"He whipped out his piece and I was like what the (at the sight of a teacher) sme"
Sme - meaning
Social Media Entitlement Syndrome.
Characterized by:
1. Feeling and behaving as if one should be granted certain privileges (event access, free products, job offers) because he/she is well-known in social media.
2. Expecting all-access to an individual’s private life because he/she occasionally posts personal items in social networks.
3. Acting like it’s acceptable and normal to piss (bombard w/comments, tweets, DMs) on someone’s social stream.
4. Demanding that people retweet your content, and resenting them if they don’t.
5. Assuming that because you correspond with someone via social media, you should be invited to every social gathering that person plans or is involved with.
"Knock it off... get a life or, at least, treat your SMES... fucktard.
Sme - definition
Guy 1: I don't wanna go school today.
Guy 2: sme.
Sme - slang
those fuckers that copyright claim videos on YouTube after you used 3 seconds of a copyrighted song. they also like to block videos in a lot of countries sometimes. stands for Sony music entertainment
person #1: hey man did you see my new YouTube video?
person #2: no, it says SME blocked it in my country
person #1: SHIT
Sme
a lazy way of saying same (on text)
person 1: how was your day
person 2:good u
person 1: sme
Sme
Subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at AT&T). Original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (Sometimes confused with/pronounced like shmo).
(Original use:) Check with SME to find out how to get the service provisioned. (Current use:) He will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the SME.
Sme
Sme is both what you do and don't want it to be, the embodiment of all you hate yet all you love at the same time, as time and space coalesce into one: Sme.
Sme was born in Ermacez's Twitch chat on 28/11/19 as Jen the Enlightened One discovered its existence that fateful day. Her life has never been the same since coming across it.
Jen: "How're you doing today?"
Phasma: "I'm feeling rather sme today."