Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Shmee?

shmee shmee: to poo on somone's forhead, wipe it off with a paper towel. take the paper towl roll it up and put in your mouth. chew it up, spit it out and shove it up ur sexaul partners ass.

sally and i shmee shmee'd (( past tense )) last night. but she did all the work.

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Shmee - video


Shmee - what is it?

What You Say When Your At A Loss For Words

Bank: Hello This is The Bank You Are 50000$ dollers in debt
You: Shmee Shmee!

Shmees plural
Shmee'd When A Shmee Is preformed on you
Shmmmmeee to drag shmee on
shmo gay way of spelling shmee
schee just a gay thing in general

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What does "Shmee" mean?

A Unicorn of a woman; only one exists in this world. If you find one, marry her and treat her like the goddess she is. As She radiates love and affection beyond the combination of every woman in the world combined.

Wow, that girl is such a shmee shmee, I have to ask her for her number otherwise I will regret it forever!

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Shmee - what does it mean?

A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.

Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^

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Shmee - meaning

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.

lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"

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Shmee - definition

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

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Shmee - slang

A word that really chill people scream at the top of their lungs in a very loud, obnoxious, sound with a slight asian accent.
It is usually used for answering a question positivley.

"Are you going to the party tonight"
he/she then replys
" Yaah kid party, Shmee"

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Shmee

Another word for cute or adorable

"Hey Natalie, Look at that Norman the hamster"

"Aww he's sooooo shmee Emma"

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Shmee

A word that expresses aggravation, angst, or exasperation, (usually directed towards the opposite sex or your strange roommate.)
Derived from the Schowalewski family.

"Julia, we're out of macaroni and cheese"

-"Shmee"

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Shmee

A nickname given to Sammy by the angsty teen community. It is used as an insult among the angsty teens. Shmee does not deserve this hate, but gets it anyway because the angsty teen community is a bunch of losers.

Kid: Shmee sucks.
Kid 2: Only angsty teens say that.

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